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isn1="*00Your mouth spews*01You are*02Your mother wears*03Your"
+" Village Priest is*04Your Eleventh Child will be*05Your Mate"
+"rnal Ancestors are*06Your Personal Trainer is*07Your spouse "
+"thinks you are*08Your mind resembles*09Your chances for the "
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+"e simple pleasure in*26May you find your hot tub filled with"
+"*27May you find your kitchen sink overflowing with*28May you"
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+"34May you blurt out that your boss is the*35Your garden shou"
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+"our underwear be filled with*38May your drawers be filled wi"
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+"41May you be forever entombed in*42I hate to tell you, but t"
+"here, caught in your teeth is*43May you step in*44May your c"
+"aptors feed you on*45The talk around the office is that you "
+"eat*46May your private parts be encrusted with*47May the sta"
+"ins on your clothing be only*48May your porridge be infused "
+"with*49Your sock drawer is now filled with*50Your supervisor"
+" secretly saves*51Caution: Someone knows about your foot fetish"
+"*52May you die of*53Remeber that day you first tasted"
+"*54May all your wastebaskets suddently overflow wit"
+"h*55May your roof drip*56May you be without garlic to spice "
+"your meal of *57May your trough be filled with*58May your hi"
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+"ding*57ogling*58oozing*59osculating*60patulating*61plucking*" +"62plundering*63protruding*64puffing*65pugging*66puking*67pur"
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+"weat pores*67sweat slot*68sweat spaces*69sweat void*70undera"
+"rm cavity*71underarm gullet*72underarm hole*73underarm hollo"
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isn6="*00Bluthian*01Neranian*02Warterian*03Xanterian*04Bexian*"
+"05Cledugian*06Chugnetian*07Chyderian*08Dygian*09Danthian*10D"
+"eechnetian*11Eegrudgian*12Eichhornian*13Foognidian*14Fuhbagi"
+"an*15Fidwoortian*16Fahdgian*17Feeshian*18Gharzan*19Gaazhogia"
+"n*20Geeshworgian*21Gitchshidian*22Goopragian*23Gughokian*24H"
+"aagpokian*25Herwadian*26Hijkakian*27Hoolpodian*28Huquadian*2"
+"9Jadtypian*30Jezchupian*31Jymptordian*32Kurkian*33Koodgian*3"
+"4Lyxian*35Madrigian*36Nastian*37Abysmian*38Ickian*39Vomitian"
+"*40Putridgian*41Quensbian*42Tawgrian*43Perdian*44Tiliwidian*"
+"45Czerian*46Sizludian*47Kherbugian*48Quisnaglian*49Xertydigi"
+"an*50Mudgrubbian*51Boogfudian*52Lilgoogian*53Luthdrungian*54"
+"Jugrudian*55Derrydinian*56Vudgnagian*57Vooptedgian*58Quooxmu"
+"dgian*59Babbletogian*60Bugturgoorian*61Hogsodian*62Trufpatia"
+"n*63Sowslinkian*64Crabkrudian*65Chartreudian*66Schnigerian*6"
+"7Zitsneakian*68Cystrigian*69Crongian*70Kterigadian*71";
isn7="*00Slizidge*01Burtidge*02Tisd*03Turt*04Bunt*05Burd*06Sac"
+"und*07Trund*08Crezd*09Hnot*10Jeck*11Kontluger*12Chitter*13Ch"
+"unt*14Chooytop*15Chingdap*16Dyagenob*17Dugwart*18Pooper*19Ug"
+"ly*20Abomination*21Fudwhomper*22Turtleg*23Waggletop*24Yaghor"
+"d*25Marmwarb*26Yemzid*27Phutgrab*28Fetsmell*29Schaber*30Nerd"
+"nort*31Papperflabian*32Nudnuge*33Whiperbirt*34Sibbergrunt*35"
+"Saberdunt*36Thigwhip*37Whippinthig*38Zyzygdung*39Papchung*40"
+"Stinkbug*41Fardschid*42Yellowsnot*43Mucousdripper*44Purplebu"
+"tt*45Hemorhonk*46Bladderpuff*47Hohogridge*48Klitbunkit*49Wax"
+"slimer*50Footfungus*51Floppydwart*52Danglidwid*53Slimepole*5"
+"4Sillywalker*55Flat Toed Whump*56Clingbeetle*57Leecheater*58"
+"Maggotdangler*59Windpasser*60Fondlepiddle*61Crotchbug*62Toes"
+"meller*63Slimemaggot*64Navelworm*65Earspider*66Noseleech*67N"
+"ostrilworm*68Wedgiewart*69Cankerlicker*70Pimple Popper*71";
var picker = "";
var picker1 = "";
var pos = 0;
var pose = 0;
var curse = "";
var hinum = 0;
var ndx1 = "";
var ndx2 = "";
function srand() {
today=new Date();
rand=today.getTime();
picker="a"+rand;
picker=picker.charAt((picker.length-4))
+picker.charAt((picker.length-5));
pos=picker;
}
function getCurse(form) {
srand();
hinum=70;
correct_it();
pos=isn1.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn1.indexOf(ndx2);
curse=isn1.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum = 98;
correct_it();
pos=isn2.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn2.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" the "+isn2.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=98;
correct_it();
pos=isn3.indexOf(ndx1);
pose = isn3.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" "+isn3.substring((pos+3),pose)+"\r";
srand();
hinum=98;
correct_it();
pos=isn4.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn4.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=isn4.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=98;
correct_it();
pos=isn5.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn5.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" from the "+isn5.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=70;
correct_it();
pos=isn6.indexOf(ndx1);
pose=isn6.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" of a "+isn6.substring((pos+3),pose);
srand();
hinum=70;
correct_it();
pos = isn7.indexOf(ndx1);
pose = isn7.indexOf(ndx2);
curse+=" "+isn7.substring((pos+3),pose)+".";
}
function correct_it() {
if (pos<0) {
pos=00;
}
if (pos>hinum) {
pos=pos-30;
}
ndx1="*"+pos;
pos++;
if (pos<10) {
ndx2="*0"+pos;
}
else {
ndx2="*"+pos;
}
}
function getReload() {
history.go(0);
}
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getCurse();
document.write("<TABLE WIDTH=486 BORDER=2><TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER>" + "<FONT SIZE='+2' COLOR='maroon'><B>" + curse + "</B></TD></TR></TABLE>");
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<TR><TD ALIGN=CENTER>
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