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quotes[1]
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"I found out she's an angel. I
don't think she knows I know. I'm worried that something might happen
to me if anyone ever finds out."
quotes[2]
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"Every jumbled pile of person has
a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't
thing of."
quotes[3]
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"Love see's love's happiness.
But happiness can't see that love is sad."
quotes[4]
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"Why the dancing, shouting, why
the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn
leaves?"
quotes[5]
=
"Thank you for the card with the
cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me."
quotes[6]
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"You didn't enjoy it you never
believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back."
quotes[7]
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"Lad looks at other gals. Gal
thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad."
quotes[8]
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"I don't want the world. I just
want your half."
quotes[9]
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"I could never sleep my way to
the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up."
quotes[0]
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"They say love is blind. I don't
think you're blind."
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