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quote[0]="Force,
and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues."
quote[1]="War
is the great scavenger of thought."
quote[2]="War
is the supreme drama of a completely mechanized society."
quote[3]="The
quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
quote[4]="Anyone
who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the
battlefield will think hard before starting a war."
quote[5]="There
is nothing so subject to the inconstancy of fortune as war."
quote[6]="War
is regarded as nothing but the continuation of politics by other means."
quote[7]="It
takes twenty years or more of peace to make a man; it takes only twenty
seconds of war to destroy him."
quote[8]="I'm
trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know."
quote[9]="All
men think all men mortal, but themselves."
quote[10]="Life
yields only to the conqueror. Never accept what can be gained by giving
in. You will be living off stolen goods, and your muscles will atrophy."
quote[11]="I
dream, therefore I exist."
quote[12]="Society
often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer."
quote[13]="He
who sleeps half a day has won half a life."
quote[14]="While
the doctors consult, the patient dies."
quote[15]="Friends
are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight."
quote[16]="A
friend to all is a friend to none."
quote[17]="The
calmest husbands make the stormiest wives."
quote[18]="The
shortest answer is doing."
quote[19]="To
talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming."
quote[20]="When
the sword of rebellion is drawn, the sheath should be thrown away."
quote[21]="The
mob has many heads but no brains."
quote[22]="Speak
not of my debts unless you mean to pay them."
quote[23]="A
blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass."
quote[24]="He
that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned."
quote[25]="A
country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs."
quote[26]="Flattery
makes friends and truth makes enemies."
quote[27]="Life
without a friend is death without a witness."
quote[28]="Translators,
traitors."
quote[29]="If
a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on
me."
quote[30]="The
nail that sticks up will be hammered down."
quote[31]="There
are many paths to the top of the mountain, but the view is always the
same."
quote[32]="Do
not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead."
quote[33]="Of
all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best."
quote[34]="There
is hope from the sea, but none from the grave."
quote[35]="When
the apple is ripe it will fall."
quote[36]="Marry
a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain."
quote[37]="Life
is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it."
quote[38]="It
is better to sit down than to stand, it is better to lie down than to
sit, but death is the best of all."
quote[39]="If
your buttocks burn, you know you have done wrong."
quote[40]="A
wise man hears one word and understands two."
quote[41]="The
course of true love never did run smooth."
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