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		"Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can 
		reboot faster."

		ar[1]
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		"2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large 
		values of 2."

		ar[2]
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		"Anything that can go wrong will 
		go wrong."

		ar[3]
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		"Computers make very fast, very 
		accurate mistakes."

		ar[4]
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		"My software never has bugs. It 
		just develops random features."

		ar[5]
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		"If anything simply cannot go 
		wrong, it will anyway."

		ar[6]
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		"Best file compression around: 
		\"DEL *.*\" = 100% compression"

		ar[7]
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		"The Definition of an Upgrade: 
		Take old bugs out, put new ones in."

		ar[8]
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		"If everything seems to be going 
		well, you have obviously overlooked something."

		ar[9]
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		"BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal 
		Port Not Responding"

		ar[10]
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		"BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 
		4th quarter, 5 yards to go!"

		ar[11]
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		"It is impossible to make 
		anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."

		ar[12]
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		"Bad command. Bad, bad command! 
		Sit! Stay! Staaay..."

		ar[13]
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		"Every solution breeds new 
		problems."

		ar[14]
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		"As a computer, I find your faith 
		in technology amusing."

		ar[15]
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		"Two wrongs are only the 
		beginning."

		ar[16]
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		"Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do 
		you copy? Shell to DOS..."

		ar[17]
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		"All computers wait at the same 
		speed."

		ar[18]
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		"DEFINITION: Computer - A device 
		designed to speed and automate errors."

		ar[19]
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		"Success always occurs in 
		private, and failure in full view."

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