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If you need a profound quote or insight for an upcoming speech, interview, cocktail party or whatever, try the Insight Generator. If you don't like the first generated profundity, click again for a whole new one. Just keep going until you find a quote that suits whatever the occasion requires.
Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:
<SCRIPT
LANGUAGE= "JavaScript" >
var
w1max =
20
var
w2max =
20
var
w3max =
20
var
w4max =
20
var
w5max =
11
var
w6max =
20
var
w1 =
new
Array ( w1max )
w1 [ 0 ]= "phenomenal"
w1 [ 1 ]= "rapid"
w1 [ 2 ]= "chilling"
w1 [ 3 ]= "insipid"
w1 [ 4 ]= "nauseating"
w1 [ 5 ]= "astronomical"
w1 [ 6 ]= "austere"
w1 [ 7 ]= "inevitable"
w1 [ 8 ]= "inescapable"
w1 [ 9 ]= "reckless"
w1 [ 10 ]= "haphazard"
w1 [ 11 ]= "accelerating"
w1 [ 12 ]= "profound"
w1 [ 13 ]= "awesome"
w1 [ 14 ]= "terrifying"
w1 [ 15 ]= "ubiquitous"
w1 [ 16 ]= "ignominious"
w1 [ 17 ]= "unprecedented"
w1 [ 18 ]= "unparalleled"
w1 [ 19 ]= "insidious"
w1 [ 20 ]= "broad"
var
w2 =
new
Array ( w2max )
w2 [ 0 ]= "growth"
w2 [ 1 ]= "decline"
w2 [ 2 ]= "prospects"
w2 [ 3 ]= "acceleration"
w2 [ 4 ]= "threat"
w2 [ 5 ]= "expansion"
w2 [ 6 ]= "oneness"
w2 [ 7 ]= "outgrowth"
w2 [ 8 ]= "madness"
w2 [ 9 ]= "evacuation"
w2 [ 10 ]= "diminishment"
w2 [ 11 ]= "consumption"
w2 [ 12 ]= "decay"
w2 [ 13 ]= "putrefaction"
w2 [ 14 ]= "vapidity"
w2 [ 15 ]= "downsizing"
w2 [ 16 ]= "degeneration"
w2 [ 17 ]= "litigation"
w2 [ 18 ]= "declivity"
w2 [ 19 ]= "hastening"
w2 [ 20 ]= "paradigm
shifting"
var
w3 =
new
Array ( w3max )
w3 [ 0 ]= "the
Internet"
w3 [ 1 ]= "urban
tax dollars"
w3 [ 2 ]= "new
technologies"
w3 [ 3 ]= "gender
identification disorders"
w3 [ 4 ]= "censorship"
w3 [ 5 ]= "interpersonal
communications"
w3 [ 6 ]= "modern
life"
w3 [ 7 ]= "rampant
paradigm shifts"
w3 [ 8 ]= "consumer
spending"
w3 [ 9 ]= "rain
forests"
w3 [ 10 ]= "human
literacy"
w3 [ 11 ]= "natural
resources"
w3 [ 12 ]= "traditional
values"
w3 [ 13 ]= "media
junk food"
w3 [ 14 ]= "family
values"
w3 [ 15 ]= "corporate
mentality"
w3 [ 16 ]= "the
American justice system"
w3 [ 17 ]= "technological
change"
w3 [ 18 ]= "the
ozone layer"
w3 [ 19 ]= "human
resources"
w3 [ 20 ]= "current
epistemologies"
var
w4 =
new
Array ( w4max )
w4 [ 0 ]= "forever
dissipate"
w4 [ 1 ]= "escalate"
w4 [ 2 ]= "aggrandize"
w4 [ 3 ]= "overhaul"
w4 [ 4 ]= "deteriorate"
w4 [ 5 ]= "revolutionize"
w4 [ 6 ]= "uglify"
w4 [ 7 ]= "put
an end to"
w4 [ 8 ]= "enslave"
w4 [ 9 ]= "bankrupt"
w4 [ 10 ]= "truncate"
w4 [ 11 ]= "nullify"
w4 [ 12 ]= "sabotage"
w4 [ 13 ]= "destabilize"
w4 [ 14 ]= "incapacitate"
w4 [ 15 ]= "hasten"
w4 [ 16 ]= "dehumanize"
w4 [ 17 ]= "evaporate"
w4 [ 18 ]= "indenture"
w4 [ 19 ]= "intensify"
w4 [ 20 ]= "undermine"
var
w5 =
new
Array ( w5max )
w5 [ 0 ]= "today's"
w5 [ 1 ]= "tomorrow's"
w5 [ 2 ]= "the
entrenchment of our"
w5 [ 3 ]= "worldwide"
w5 [ 4 ]= "our
children's"
w5 [ 5 ]= "modern"
w5 [ 6 ]= "all
of our"
w5 [ 7 ]= "our
future"
w5 [ 8 ]= "our"
w5 [ 9 ]= "the
demise of our"
w5 [ 10 ]= "our
grandchildren's"
w5 [ 11 ]= "all
hope for"
var
w6 =
new
Array ( w6max )
w6 [ 0 ]= "business
models"
w6 [ 1 ]= "re-ruralization"
w6 [ 2 ]= "human
condition"
w6 [ 3 ]= "family
values"
w6 [ 4 ]= "self-esteem"
w6 [ 5 ]= "medical
insights"
w6 [ 6 ]= "human
psyche"
w6 [ 7 ]= "human
depth"
w6 [ 8 ]= "egalitarianism"
w6 [ 9 ]= "World
Wide Web"
w6 [ 10 ]= "future
values"
w6 [ 11 ]= "hopes
and dreams"
w6 [ 12 ]= "business
models"
w6 [ 13 ]= "political
climate"
w6 [ 14 ]= "education"
w6 [ 15 ]= "cultural
heritage"
w6 [ 16 ]= "lifestyles"
w6 [ 17 ]= "fiduciary
responsibility"
w6 [ 18 ]= "genetic
diversity"
w6 [ 19 ]= "intestinal
fortitude"
w6 [ 20 ]= "computer
literacy"
function
rndnumber ( max ){
var
randscript =
- 1
while
( randscript
<
0
||
randscript >
max
||
isNaN ( randscript )){
randscript
=
parseInt ( Math . random ()*( max + 1 ))
}
return
randscript
}
function
profundity ()
{
subscript = rndnumber ( w1max )
msg
=
"The "
+
w1 [ subscript ]
subscript = rndnumber ( w2max )
msg
=
msg +
" "
+
w2 [ subscript ]
+
" of "
subscript = rndnumber ( w3max )
msg
=
msg +
w3 [ subscript ]
+
" "
subscript = rndnumber ( w4max )
msg = msg
+
"will "
+
w4 [ subscript ]
+
" "
subscript = rndnumber ( w5max )
msg = msg
+
w5 [ subscript ]
+
" "
subscript = rndnumber ( w6max )
msg = msg
+
w6 [ subscript ]
+
"."
return
msg
}
</SCRIPT>
< center >< BR >< BR >< BR >
<FORM
name= "myform" >
<input
name= "insight"
size= 90 > < p >
<input
type= "button"
value= "Generate
Insight"
onClick = "myform.insight.value=profundity()"
</FORM>
< /p >
< /center >
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