<script
language="javascript"
type="text/javascript">
var
alerted_already;
var
remark;
function
theytyped(form)
{
for
(
j =
1;
j<=remark.length
&&
remark[j]!=form.myoutxt.value;
j++){}
if
(j>remark.length)
form.myoutxt.value
=
"Do not type here!";
return
false;
}
function
touched_frog()
{
if
(!alerted_already)
{
alert(""+
""+
""+
""+
""+
"");
alerted_already
=
true;
}
return
alerted_already;
}
function
compute(form)
{
for
(var
i =
1;
i<=remark.length
&&
remark[i]!=form.myoutxt.value
;
i++){}
if
(i==remark.length)
history.back();
if
(i==remark.length-1)
alert("Dear
Sir or Madam:"+
"\n\nIt has come to our attention
that you have been harassing one of the buttons on the web. "+
"Although most buttons are
understanding about this type of thing (being repeatedly pressed), "+
"several buttons have decided to
form a support group and have petitioned the webmaster for funds "+
"to provide a secure place for
rest and relaxation. Warning:"+
"\nCONTINUE AND YOUR BROWSER WILL
BE CLOSED! - The Federation Of Oppressed & Abused Buttons");
if
(i<remark.length)
form.myoutxt.value
=
remark[i+1];
else
form.myoutxt.value
=
remark[1];
}
function
initArray()
{
this.length
=
initArray.arguments.length;
for
(var
i =
0;
i <
this.length;
i++)
this[i+1]
=
initArray.arguments[i];
}
remark
=
new
initArray(
"Thanks!",
"Once is enough!",
"Are you deaf?",
"Go
Away! Go back to The JavaScript Source!",
"SOMEBODY
STOP THIS GUY!",
"I give
up. Please stop.",
"I SAID
PLEASE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!",
"O.K. I
HEARD YOU!",
"This is
NOT funny!",
"I give
up.",
"LAST
WARNING! This is now a BACK BUTTON!");
alerted_already
=
false;
</script>
<center>
<FORM
name="buttons"
method="post"
onSubmit="return
false">
<input
type="button"
name="pushme"
value="Push
Me"
onClick="compute(this.form)"
onMouseOver="window.status='LEAVE
ME ALONE!';
return touched_frog()">
<input
type="text"
value="
"
name="myoutxt"
onBlur="theytyped(this.form)"
onFocus="theytyped(this.form)"
onChange="theytyped(this.form)"
size=45>
</FORM>
<BR>
Meet Mr. Push Me!
</center>
